The results are in! Here are the times for the first drag race.
| Backstroke | Breaststroke | Butterfly | Freestyle | |
| Valentina | 0:30 | 0:31 | 0:34 | 0:19 |
| Cathleen Baltimore | 0:28 | 0:21 | 0:15 | |
| Giardia | 0:17 | 0:16 | 0:27 | 0:16 |
| Dia Betty | 0:21 | 0:30 | 0:14 | 0:13 |
| Georgess | 0:21 | 0:29 | 0:14 | 0:19 |
| Alaska Thunderfuck | 0:28 | 0:20 |
When we do the drag race again we will compare results.